Who'll be the bean juice to your egg?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No cards for Valentine's?
We'll send one for you!
Can't be bothered to pop to the shops for a Valentine's Day card this year?
We don't blame you - that's why the Full English breakfast show has got your back!
Let Union JACK play cupid this Sunday with a personalised e-card - you old romantic, you!
Fill in the details below and we'll send an anonymous luvvy-duvvy note full of sweet nothings to your Valentine on Sunday.
We'll even get Adam to include a unique video message! What could be more romantic than that?
Ah, sorry. You're a bit too late to sign someone up for our Valentine's Day e-card.
Better luck next year - if they haven't dumped you by then!
While you're here, why not check out the Full English Breakfast Show?
There's tonnes of silly games, loads of British bangers - and YOU are the star of the show!
Weekday mornings on Union JACK Radio from 7am.
Still hungry? Grab the weekly podcast below, you greedy bugger.
The best bits of the week chucked in a podcast for your listening convenience. Thank us later.