The Funniest Tweets From #VeryBritishOffences
Want to massively offend a British person?
Twitter's given you a handy, hilarious guide with #VeryBritishOffences. Here's the highlights.
#VeryBritishOffences Holding the door for someone and a further 50 people appear from nowhere and you have become a doorman now.— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) January 18, 2018
#VeryBritishOffences standing in a shop, looking for an item.....then apologising to anyone that walks past you for no reason,— 🏋️♀️📺🍩 Joey ☃️🎄❄ (@JoAsYouKnowIt) January 18, 2018
#VeryBritishOffences Having 6789 bags under your sink at home but not a bastard one with you when you go shopping— Claire J Cheeseman (@cjcheesecake) January 18, 2018
#VeryBritishOffences Moaning about how awful your meal is then when the waitress asks if everything is ok, you say, "It's fine thanks."— Rob Summerfield (@RobSummerfield1) January 18, 2018
#VeryBritishOffences Apologising for not smoking if someone asks for a lighter.— Callum Lyon (@CallumLyon) January 18, 2018
#VeryBritishOffences Saying the word soccer.— Giles Graham-Brown (@gilesfgb) January 18, 2018
#VeryBritishOffences Invading half the world and then complaining about migrants.— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) January 18, 2018
#VeryBritishOffences complaining about being cold 359 days of the year, and then complaining about being too hot that one week when it's actually Summer— Cat (@C4T_W153) January 18, 2018
Displaying your muderous rage by dropping the first word from the signoff ‘Kind Regards’ #VeryBritishOffences— roshboshski (@RoshBoshski) January 18, 2018
#VeryBritishOffences— Kelly Jackson | It’s More Fun In Your 30s (@Kelly_Jackson88) January 18, 2018
Not saying “right” before you get up to leave the room.
Waiting for your 1 pence change and then triumphantly putting it in a charity pot like you’ve just saved the world #VeryBritishOffences— Withnail Jones (@withnailjones) January 18, 2018
#VeryBritishOffences When the doctor walks in and says hello & how are you and you say oh I'm fine thanks.— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) January 18, 2018
Wearing slippers outside of house or car, except when putting bins out #VeryBritishOffences— Park (@FrogOnASwing) January 18, 2018
#VeryBritishOffences— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) January 18, 2018
Using a Lidl bag for life in your local Waitrose