The Funniest Tweets From #VeryBritishOffences
Want to massively offend a British person?
Twitter's given you a handy, hilarious guide with #VeryBritishOffences. Here's the highlights.
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#VeryBritishOffences Holding the door for someone and a further 50 people appear from nowhere and you have become a doorman now.
— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences standing in a shop, looking for an item.....then apologising to anyone that walks past you for no reason,
— 🏋️♀️📺🍩⚡ Joey ⚡🍹🦄🇬🇧 (@JoAsYouKnowIt) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences Having 6789 bags under your sink at home but not a bastard one with you when you go shopping
— Claire J Cheeseman (@cjcheesecake) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences Moaning about how awful your meal is then when the waitress asks if everything is ok, you say, "It's fine thanks."
— Rob Summerfield (@RobSummerfield1) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences
— Suze Likes Cake (@SuzeLikesCake) January 18, 2018
Not knowing the difference between shepherd's pie and cottage pie.
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#VeryBritishOffences Apologising for not smoking if someone asks for a lighter.
— Callum Lyon (@CallumLyon) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences
— Suze Likes Cake (@SuzeLikesCake) January 18, 2018
Accidentally making eye contact with someone who's at your bus stop every day, and having to move house to avoid seeing them again.
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#VeryBritishOffences Saying the word soccer.
— Giles Graham-Brown (@gilesfgb) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences Invading half the world and then complaining about migrants.
— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences complaining about being cold 359 days of the year, and then complaining about being too hot that one week when it's actually Summer
— Cat 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (@C4T_W153) January 18, 2018
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Displaying your muderous rage by dropping the first word from the signoff ‘Kind Regards’ #VeryBritishOffences
— OmiCronan the BarVariant (@RoshBoshski) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences
— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) January 18, 2018
The sorry you were out red ticket through the door pic.twitter.com/4b7BBtqDXd
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#VeryBritishOffences
— Kelly Jackson | It’s More Fun In Your 30s (@Kelly_Jackson88) January 18, 2018
Not saying “right” before you get up to leave the room.
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Jumping the queue #VeryBritishOffences pic.twitter.com/m3TI6ydixa
— Karl® (@BarelyKarl) January 18, 2018
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Waiting for your 1 pence change and then triumphantly putting it in a charity pot like you’ve just saved the world #VeryBritishOffences
— Withnail Jones (@withnailjones) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences When the doctor walks in and says hello & how are you and you say oh I'm fine thanks.
— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) January 18, 2018
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Wearing slippers outside of house or car, except when putting bins out #VeryBritishOffences
— Frog on a swing (@FrogOnASwing) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences Being satisfied with the size of the Quality Street tin these days... pic.twitter.com/uzQpiY9KGp
— The Dad Joke Man (@DadJokeMan) January 18, 2018
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#VeryBritishOffences
— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) January 18, 2018
Using a Lidl bag for life in your local Waitrose