The Funniest Tweets From #VeryBritishOffences

 

Want to massively offend a British person?

 

Twitter's given you a handy, hilarious guide with #VeryBritishOffences. Here's the highlights.

 

1)

#VeryBritishOffences Holding the door for someone and a further 50 people appear from nowhere and you have become a doorman now.

— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) January 18, 2018

2)

#VeryBritishOffences standing in a shop, looking for an item.....then apologising to anyone that walks past you for no reason,

— ? ❄️JoeyAC ?? (@JoAsYouKnowIt) January 18, 2018

3)

#VeryBritishOffences Having 6789 bags under your sink at home but not a bastard one with you when you go shopping

— Claire J Cheeseman (@cjcheesecake) January 18, 2018

4)

#VeryBritishOffences Moaning about how awful your meal is then when the waitress asks if everything is ok, you say, "It's fine thanks."

— Rob Summerfield (@RobSummerfield1) January 18, 2018

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#VeryBritishOffences

Not knowing the difference between shepherd's pie and cottage pie.

— Suze Likes Cake (@SuzeLikesCake) January 18, 2018

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#VeryBritishOffences Apologising for not smoking if someone asks for a lighter.

— Callum Lyon (@CallumLyon) January 18, 2018

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#VeryBritishOffences

Accidentally making eye contact with someone who's at your bus stop every day, and having to move house to avoid seeing them again.

— Suze Likes Cake (@SuzeLikesCake) January 18, 2018

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#VeryBritishOffences Saying the word soccer.

— Giles Graham-Brown (@gilesfgb) January 18, 2018

9)

#VeryBritishOffences Invading half the world and then complaining about migrants.

— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) January 18, 2018

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#VeryBritishOffences complaining about being cold 359 days of the year, and then complaining about being too hot that one week when it's actually Summer

— Cat Wise (@C4T_W153) January 18, 2018

11)

Displaying your muderous rage by dropping the first word from the signoff ‘Kind Regards’ #VeryBritishOffences

— roshboshski (@RoshBoshski) January 18, 2018

12)

#VeryBritishOffences
The sorry you were out red ticket through the door pic.twitter.com/4b7BBtqDXd

— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) January 18, 2018

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#VeryBritishOffences

Not saying “right” before you get up to leave the room.

— Kelly Jackson (@Kelly_Jackson88) January 18, 2018

14)

Jumping the queue #VeryBritishOffences pic.twitter.com/m3TI6ydixa

— Karl® (@BarelyKarl) January 18, 2018

15)

Waiting for your 1 pence change and then triumphantly putting it in a charity pot like you’ve just saved the world #VeryBritishOffences

— Mr Jones (asking for a friend) #FBPE (@mr_jonestweets) January 18, 2018

16)

#VeryBritishOffences not moving at the speed of light to bring in the washing when it starts spitting!!

— Jodene.E.Beavers. (@violetlitehouse) January 18, 2018

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#VeryBritishOffences When the doctor walks in and says hello & how are you and you say oh I'm fine thanks.

— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) January 18, 2018

18)

Wearing slippers outside of house or car, except when putting bins out #VeryBritishOffences

— Allan Park (@FrogOnASwing) January 18, 2018

19)

#VeryBritishOffences first thing you say to the taxi driver is “you been busy tonight?”

— Caylum (@m4gicg4ng) January 18, 2018

20)

#VeryBritishOffences Being satisfied with the size of the Quality Street tin these days... pic.twitter.com/uzQpiY9KGp

— ? The Dad Joke Man ? (@DadJokeMan) January 18, 2018

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#VeryBritishOffences
Using a Lidl bag for life in your local Waitrose

— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) January 18, 2018